{"title":"Cosy Gothic Audiobooks","description":null,"products":[{"product_id":"wyrde-and-wayward-audiobook","title":"Wyrde and Wayward (Audiobook)","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e‘If you had not already realised it, this is a very strange house you are come to.’\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Scions of the House of Werth are all born normal. It is what happens afterwards that sets them apart.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt is not easy being the most supernatural family in England. Nell talks to the dead; Lord Werth is too often to be found out in the churchyard at the dead of night; and the less said about Lord Bedgberry, the better.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOnly Miss Gussie Werth has missed out on the family curse. She sups on chocolate, not blood; she's blissfully oblivious to spectres (except for Great-Aunt Honoria, of course); and she hasn't the smallest inclination to turn into a beast upon the full moon, and go ravening about the countryside.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBut there's more to the Wyrde than meets the eye. When a visit to a neighbouring family goes spectacularly, deliciously wrong, Gussie's ideas about her own nature undergo a swift and serious change.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFar from being the most ordinary of the bunch, she may just prove to be the most disastrous Werth of them all...\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eRefined Regency manners meet gothic comedy to delightfully absurd effect in \u003c\/em\u003eWyrde and Wayward\u003cem\u003e, a fresh new series from the author of Modern Magick and the Malykant Mysteries. \u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Frouse Books","offers":[{"title":"Audiobook","offer_id":58732785303877,"sku":"WERTHAB1","price":9.99,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0770\/0434\/1573\/products\/WyrdeandWaywardaudio.jpg?v=1692970987"},{"product_id":"wyrde-and-wicked-audiobook","title":"Wyrde and Wicked (Audiobook)","description":"\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cem style=\"mso-bidi-font-style: normal;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: black; mso-themecolor: text1;\"\u003e‘When it comes to the Wyrde, there is no such thing as harmless. Every single one of us is a walking disaster.’\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: black; mso-themecolor: text1;\"\u003eWinter has come to Werth Towers, and brought a deal of trouble with it.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: black; mso-themecolor: text1;\"\u003eNot that any of it is the fault of Miss Gussie Werth. 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English brings her trademark quirky humour to a mad Regency romp \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri;\"\u003e—\u003c\/span\u003e with the strangest family in England…\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e'I don't know quite how it has come about, but we appear to have developed a corpse.'\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003eIt’s winter at the Werth residence, and someone has turned up dead.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003eNot that this is unusual. 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Rout cakes and punch, satins and silks, and flirting on the balcony under a star-washed sky. Decorous. Genteel. Lovely.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: black; mso-themecolor: text1; mso-bidi-font-style: italic;\"\u003eNobody knows who’s throwing this bash, but who cares? It’s the party of the century, and everyone who’s anyone is going to be there.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: black; mso-themecolor: text1; mso-bidi-font-style: italic;\"\u003eIncluding, astonishingly, the Werths. 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